If it has to do with the words YOGA + PEOPLE, I can help.
Oh yes, I can help.
I’m no guru, soothsayer, or witchdoctor. But I CAN HELP YOU DEVELOP YOUR DREAM YOGA PRACTICE! If you give me that chance…..deal?
I love helping people.
Maybe YOU need to some help with those PESKY CORE MUSCLES.
You know. Those muscles that’re hidden SOMEWHERE deep down in YOUR BODY that just don’t seem to work RIGHT???
I can help you find them, starting with this sequence.
C’mon on! Grab it! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? IT’S FREE!
- Go do the sequence, like, now.
- Then send me a message telling me HOW it went & IF and HOW I can help.
- I answer EVERY email from EVERY READER. I care about you.
- Yes, I’m giving you a little nudge, BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO HELP YOU!
…But I CAN’T HELP, if you DON’T START.
I don’t want “readers”. I. want. People. that. Do. Yes, YOU. I’m looking right at YOU!
LIKE LOOOOVE ACTION TAKERS! I want you to be one.
Maybe you’ve always wanted to NAIL YOUR HANDSTAND + PRESS HANDSTAND?
The Very Bottom Line:
I can make you look like a god (or goddess).
Over here! Hey!
Just take this! (Click the link, silly. It’s your ULTIMATE SHORTCUT.)
Yoga isn’t about looking like a god. Yoga IS ABOUT FEELING LIKE A GOD.
Seriously, never mind silly magical shapes. It’s about KNOWING the ins-and-outs of YOUR BODY!
Yoga = WHO + WHAT + WHERE + WHEN + WHY of YOUR BODY. (Although I have an Electrical Engineering degree, and nerdy glasses to match, I promise this is all the math I’ll ever make you do here!)
If you learn YOUR BODY inside-out. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! Pinky swear.
I’ll teach YOU to be the MASTER of your own BODY (AND MIND!)
Maybe you’ve had fantasies of BECOMING this oh-so-irresistable, line-up-to-get-your-autograph type yoga teacher?
If this is a fantasy of yours…
To be a teacher with a RABID FOLLOWING of STUDENTS BENDING OVER BACKWARDS (literally!) to see you?
I can help.
I’ll teach you how to SILENCE YOUR INNER CRITIC, FIND YOUR AUTHENTIC TEACHING VOICE & BUILD A BUSINESS!
Regular yoga teacher trainings teach you how to fit in. I’ll teach you HOW TO STAND OUT!
I’ll teach you ALL MY SECRETS.
I’ll teach you everything they don’t teach you in teacher training.
- How to BUILD a full-time business of private clients + HAVE THEM DROOLING to see you.
- The STEP-BY-STEP guide to PUTTING TOGETHER WORKSHOPS (that sellout!).
- How to start your yoga-site-blog (that actually attracts students!)
- How to READ STUDENTS so well they think you’re a PSYCHIC!
- THE SIMPLE WAY to wickedly INTELLIGENT SEQUENCING.
But I’m NOT TEACHING all this now.
I’m busy standing on one hand.
But I’ll come down eventually.
Ha! I’m joking.
I’m probably actually hunched over my Macbook toiling away at some silly blog post I think is important.
But hey! Listen.
IF YOU WANT IN, you can either send me a video of YOU standing on one hand or just put your email address here and I’ll let you know when enrollment opens!
Follow your dreams and chase your passion.
And I’m LOVING EVERY MINUTE.
Don’t let your DEEPEST DESIRES DIE in a WASTELAND of FEAR and SORROW.
Because you only have 31025 days on this planet.
Do the math: 31025 – [365 x (your age)] = How many days YOU have left! (Oh shoot! I lied about that whole math thing already, darn it!)
Promise me you won’t waste any more. Ok?
I want to HELP (+ Inspire) 10 Million people with yoga and INSPIRE (+ help) them to be the absolute best version of themselves possible.
Let me start by helping YOU!
If YOU need help with anything (try your *best* to keep it yoga related). And I mean anything and everything. I’m an open book and happy to lend an ear. Just send me an email and tell me your story.
Or. If I’ve inspired you in some way, I’d be tickled pink to hear it. (If you haven’t figured it out by now, I am a real person, I’ll answer you.)
Allow me to Introduce Myself (My Real Story)
Ok. Ok. I’m seriously trying to get serious now.
I’m seriously trying to concentrate for JUST 3 PARAGRAPHS! And then I’ll get back to my witty, sarcastic, joking self.
C’mon SIMMER DOWN (my grandpa used to tell me that when I was a completely out-of-control and wild toddler chasing my brother around with everything from a light saber to a frying pan)
:::CHASES AFTER YOU WITH A LIGHT SABER:::
Ok here it goes…
Life never turns out the way you expect it to, ever. And that just about sums up mine.
I grew up in Bay Area. I was an aspiring engineer that played baseball, soccer, ran and swam, and found my way into engineering school in Los Angeles (USC). If you would’ve asked me what I wanted to be while I was growing up the very last thing I would have told you is a yoga teacher.
I discovered yoga in Santa Monica, took teacher trainings instead of internships, spent all my free days in yoga classes and all my free nights in yoga poses. When I graduated from college and was handed my degree, I already discovered my true calling.
You don’t go searching for your passion, your true passion finds you and the more deafening the cry, the faster you should run toward it. I am so thankful I learned this so early in life. I heeded the call, took my true love, and ran with it.
And here I am today, a yoga teacher.
Still wanna know more?
Good. Because I’m not done talking yet.
Wanna be a friendy-friend of mine for real?
Send me a friend request on:
We can chat more there too! (Just no crazies please. I once had a girl show up before class in a bikini and santa claus hat asking me to marry her. It was awkward.)
Alight I’ll stop. After reading all this I bet you’re getting sick of me.
Sincerely, enjoy the Asana Academy.
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